AUSTIN, TX – With a nod to its aging members, the American Pedophile Association announced today in a press conference across the street from Bennion Elementary that more is now less; for the Boomer generation, 25 years old is the New 10.

PEARLY GATES – After being accidentally killed by a stringray’s barb while taping a nature show, popular environmentalist and celebrity Steve Irwin suffered additional humiliation upon arrival in Heaven, where he was greeted at the Gates by ruffled naturalist Timothy Treadwell with a campaign of verbal one-upmanship aimed at the recently deceased celebrity. A [...]

SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Eyewitness accounts, made by dependable minimum wage employees at the Justice Court of Salt Lake City, of just a few of the criminal masterminds that meander through the Utah justice system.