GUNNISON, CO – Wearing black and looking more sullen than usual, Anthony Delamore says recent campus shootings which grabbed news headlines really piss him off.
“I was planning a school stabbing spree on every day some hoodie-wearing prick took the easy way and shoots himself a bunch of sheeple. Seriously – you can [...]

NEW YORK, NY – Looking down from their cherrywood-paneled offices on the 75th floor, many attorneys – when disturbed by news of it at all – ask themselves “how can I pitch in?” as Earth Day rolls around.
Being too affluent to remain aware of the mundane infrastructure of their homes and families, we [...]

Once again, we are shaken and shocked to learn some amped punk has gone on a murderous rampage. This time it was in my hometown of Salt Lake City, Utah (where the crazies are more likely to carry concealed spouses than concealed weapons) – but we know it can and does happen anywhere.
And once [...]

BAGHDAD, IRAQ – While much of the western media dwells on civilian casualties from unchecked sectarian and insurgent violence, Department of Defense officials insist there’s a bright story of improved quality of life and renewed municipal services hiding behind the bloodshed and shrill, screaming shrapnel.

When I saw this super-dooper support-the-troop-ish commercial during the Super Bowl, I thought, “Budweiser – you came so close.”
Being a giver, I tightened the content focus by tagging on a new ending, all to help spread that “Good News” message we just don’t hear enough in today’s biased media.
Enjoy.

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA – In a gushing outpour of compassion for the beleaguered citizens of New Orleans, the California porn industry offered all it’s current A- and B-list video stars to drain the city of the unwanted salty fluids left behind by 2005’s Hurricane Katrina.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a vote that spilled across partisan lines, members of the Senate agreed it was high-time to pull the plug on Republicans, long-considered either brain-dead or -damaged by doctors.