ENDURANCE CRATER, MARS – As scientists around the world hailed the Saturnian arrival of the Cassini-Huygens space probe after its 7 year trek, the two Mars Rovers, Spirit and Opportunity, unleashed a stream of digital smack about the suddenly popular space probe.

STANFORD, CA – Using new measurements from the Hubble Telescope Wide Field Camera and Chandra X-Ray Observatory, and the sharpest No. 2 pencils yet manufactured, astronomers were surprised to discover the entire universe was twice as infinite as they originally calculated.