NEW YORK, NY – Looking down from their cherrywood-paneled offices on the 75th floor, many attorneys – when disturbed by news of it at all – ask themselves “how can I pitch in?” as Earth Day rolls around. Being too affluent to remain aware of the mundane infrastructure of their homes and families, we provide [...]

LAPEER, MI – As the untimely death of Anna Nicole Smith spread through the media as if it were real news, 15-year-old Timothy Darby, like many men young and old alike, took his sudden despair to the one place he could find the privacy he needed — the bathroom at the end of the upstairs [...]

When I saw this super-dooper support-the-troop-ish commercial during the Super Bowl, I thought, “Budweiser – you came so close.” Being a giver, I tightened the content focus by tagging on a new ending, all to help spread that “Good News” message we just don’t hear enough in today’s biased media. Enjoy.

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA – In a gushing outpour of compassion for the beleaguered citizens of New Orleans, the California porn industry offered all it’s current A- and B-list video stars to drain the city of the unwanted salty fluids left behind by 2005′s Hurricane Katrina.

OAKLAND, CA – Kay Foster, a top new media marketing executive for Pfizer, admits she did spend a night with the major league baseball player, Jose Canseco, in the late 1980s; the tryst is described in Mr. Canseco’s recent biography, “Juiced.” However, Ms. Foster says she slept with the athlete not for the gratuitous sex, [...]

Beating out fierce competition from the Darfur genocide, a worldwide AIDS epidemic and the year-end tsunami that killed untold thousands in 12 countries, President George Bush was named “Humanitarian Disaster of the Year” by Time Magazine.

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President-Elect Bush and candidate Kerry got the shock of a lifetime when they awoke to discover that long-forgotten presidential runner-up Thomas Dewey had won the 2004 election.