OAKLAND, CA – Kay Foster, a top new media marketing executive for Pfizer, admits she did spend a night with the major league baseball player, Jose Canseco, in the late 1980s; the tryst is described in Mr. Canseco’s recent biography, “Juiced.” However, Ms. Foster says she slept with the athlete not for the gratuitous sex, [...]

During court martial proceedings against him, Army Spc. Charles Graner explained that stripping Iraqi prisoners naked and forming them into blindfolded human pyramids at the Abu Ghraib prison was simply his way of teaching insurgent captives the four food groups.

PHUKET, THAILAND – Not everyone is bemoaning the death and destruction wrought by an historic tsunamai that quickly terminated 150,000 Asian lives. Xiao Li, for example.

In 2004, when the Boston Red Sox won their first World Series since 1918, against mythic foe New York no less, the sports world stood amazed. Had the “Curse of the Bambino” finally been broken? No, LL-N discovers it was merely traded to the Kennedys.

COLUMBUS, OH – Across America’s playgrounds, coveted swing voters in key states are taunting teeter-totter and tetherball voters as being “way less popular this election.”

Having caught up with Willie May’s 660 hit home run record, Barry Bonds is now preparing to beat Babe Ruth.